Medic: I like to think that, because Medic is weird and makes hella weird things in his lab, Merasmus treats him like a ‘ Amateur-Potion maker’ and he’s happy to help his ‘ Unofficial-apprentice.’ Medic just likes to get a hold of Meramus extremely rare ingredients/objects/thing’s that should technically be on a black-market. Like, ‘ I lived with that man, I can live an eternity without ever being in his vile, idiot presence ever aga-’ ‘ HELLO MERASMUS, WANNA HOLD MY ‘COONS?!’ ‘BEGONNNNNNNNNNNNE!’ĭemoman: ‘ No, I won’t give you your eye back.’ ‘ Dammit!’ Merasmus can see right through Demo’s little, ‘Have-a-drink-with-me/We-should-hang-out’ act he pulls every year… ‘ I TOOK THAT EYE TO SEND A VERY-STRONG MESSAGE, YOU ARE NOT GETTING IT BACK! THE WIZARD HAS SPOKEN.’ Soldier: I feel like, whenever Soldier comes around the corner, Merasmus runs the other way. And Sniper is gonna damn-well do his job. Sniper: His job is to head-shot people, not make friends. It’s not really being nice or particularly friendly, but just like a mutual ‘ let’s chill with some booze and bitch about our teammates/ex-roomates.’ They aren’t that chummy for Scout to be intentionally nice, plus his tail-bone still hurts from last years Halloween season, Screw you wizard.Įngineer: Engineer is actually kinda chill around the wizard, so if the thousands-year old man wants to stop-by between battles and complain, Engie won’t mind. Scout: Scout is very blunt, and if he’s not getting something, then he’ll shrug, probably flip him a few birds and walk off. (Pfft, I can see this totally happening… And also getting WAAAAAY outta hand, and possibly leading to a very unpleasant Scream Fortress! Thanks for sending it in, Hope you enjoy the headcanons!)
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